Bikes in Freiburg

I saw a sign in the lobby of UZH the other day and thought it really embodied the relationship people have with their bikes here; they're like married couples. WARNING: very harsh language.

Hey, you fucker!

You must not be well-endowed, because you stole my tire pump to replace your self-esteem! Never in our 2 years together have my bike and I experienced such a thing. Go fuck yourself..

That's all. Computer is still down, but I backed some stuff up.