Hausarbeit

Hausarbeit pron: [blARgh]
-noun

Relative to the leech, a type of assignment that can only be made worse if you had to write it while being chased by velociraptors.

[Origin: before 890; Modern German: Haus house, ar to be, beit to be bitten; literally to be violently assaulted by a paper of immense length while in the home]